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Most prints of this film has some very noticeable edits in some scenes and the last scene of the play is almost entirely removed save for the wrap-up of the plot.
In his The Marx Brothers Encyclopedia, Glenn Mitchell writes: "BBC
2 screened the film in 1965. Untypically for the BBC, their print was
missing a three-minute section from Dumont's soirée, comprising Chico's
rendering of Silver Threads Among the Gold, Harpo's turn on the piano, the mock football game and Chico's return to Sugar in the Morning.
There is a visible splice where this has been removed, yet it should be
noted that the difference in footage tallies almost exactly with the
varying lenghts quoted between American and UK prints in 1930. This BBC
copy continued to be used until the 1980s."
Mitchell then writes about the theatrical re-release in the US in 1974
and the high profile, prime-time American television debut on CBS in
July 1979 and continues: "A
new master - as supplied to the UK for Channel Four and video release -
retains the section missing from the BBC print and is of superior
quality to most copies. (The author recalls the National Film Theatre
once apologizing for a poor print.) As with recent screenings of
'Cocoanuts', the opening credits are slightly reduced to avoid cropping
in heigh. There are other signs of tidying-up: for example, there is a
brief edit to eliminate a small lapse in continuity, when Groucho
appears to emerge twice from his bamboo carriage. The soundtrack has
been rebalanced in some way, most noticeably during the 'Hooray For
Captain Spaulding' medley, which for some reason was badly recorded in
1930. ('Bioscope' made mention of an occasional harshness in Groucho's
voice.) The whole is marred somewhat by occasional damage in the
material, taking the form of seemingly printed-in splices that
sometimes clip the dialogue. This is particularly annoying during the
house-next-door routine and in Groucho's memorable song introduction,
'Somewhere My Love Lies Sleeping - with a male chorus'. These faults
are not present in the BBC copy and it is to be hoped that a flawless
print may one day be constructed."
Ranjit Sandhu, a Buffalo
Theatre historian, added further thoughts in some emails during January
2003. He says that the print of the re-released Animal Crackers that played at the Lobo Theatre in Albuquerque in 1974 DID contain the "I think I'll try and make her"-line. In the summer of 1978, Sandhu ran Animal Crackers
at Don Pancho's Art Theatre in Albuquerque, and it still had the line.
However, when the movie was shown on cable TV (Playboy Channel) in
1985, the line was censored out. The broadcast was obviously from a
tape, not a film, as the opening MovieTone (1.18:1) credits were
squashed to fit onto the not-as-tall TV screen (1.33:1). Sandhu
suggests that by checking Universal's record books, it may be found
which print/s played in Albuquerque at the Lobo Theatre in the autumn
of 1974 and at Don Pancho's Theatre in the summer of 1978. If that
print (those prints?) no longer exist, it should be possible to see
what internegative they derived from, Sandhu adds.
More info from Ranjit Sandhu is available at Marx Variations
The latest about whether or not "I think I'll try and make her" was cut in the 1979 CBS premiere comes in an e-mail which W. Dyess sent me in October 2005;
I have that broadcast on tape, and I assure you, not only is it (and the other little jump cuts you mentioned, such as during the "house next door" routine) definitely cut, but CBS appeared to have done some editing of their own. Comparing this 1979 tape with my VHS copy from the mid-90's, I noticed two trims in particular on my last viewing, but I'm sure there must be more. First, when Harpo and Chico are finished replacing the painting, the end of that scene is cut. It ends right after Chico says "California!", ommitting the musical snatch from "Why am I so romantic?". As I said, I am sure there are others, but it's difficult to determine where they are on my copy. You see, the people who made the tape (it was one of a bunch of recorded tapes that I bought free when I bought a used Betamax in 1999) cut out commercials sloppily. The aforementioned cut on the stairs was covered by a commercial break, and it is the only commercial break that they left in the tape. The other cuts that seemed to be there also occurred around the commercial breaks (for instance, the first 10 seconds or so of the second scene, where Hives first hangs the painting), but since it's possible that the people who made the tape simply pressed "pause" too late (or, more likely, the old machine that made it was slow to respond), I cannot completely confirm this. Either way, all of the editing that was done was very minor, little 5-10 second strips like the ones I mentioned, and probably not something most people caught on a casual viewing. I'm guessing CBS cut them to make room for commercials (knowing how network TV works), but I can't be sure that they just didn't get a shortened print.
Groucho Dear Elsie, no never mind Elsie.
Zeppo Do you want me to scratch Elsie?
Groucho Well, if you
enjoy that sort of thing, it's quite alright with me. However, I'm not
interested in your private affairs, Jamison. Begin this way... let's
start all over again...
It's easy to tell this has been cut since Groucho does a screen jump similar to the one in the Hooray for Captain Spaulding-number (thus indicating that this was also a later cut?). The second edit is after the following dialogue;
Groucho I tell you what you do, Jamison, I tell you what, make it three windshield wipers and one Hungerdunger. They won't all be there when the letter arrives anyhow.
Zeppo Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, Hungerdunger, and McCormick.
Groucho And McCormick.
Then the following is cut. The edit is harder to see since there is a change in camera shot.
Zeppo Dear Elsie, scratch.
Groucho That won't do, Jamison. That won't go thru the mail the way you've got the letter. The way you've got it, McCormick is scratching Elsie. You had better turn that around and have Elsie scratch McCormick. You'd better turn McCormick around too, Jamison and see what you can do for me.

Du Barry Sire, I fear for me to come here is indiscreet.
Groucho Nonsense, you'll be in the street sooner or later. You come from good stock, you'll probably be on the curb. Ah, Du Barry, you look wonderful in that French dressing...May I call you Du, Du?
Du Barry As you will, milord.
Groucho (calls for champagne) What do you think, do you think we'll ever get the saloon back?...And if we do, what's going to become of the bellboys in the Hotel Astor?
Hives, the butler Doucet, the French Premier.
Doucet Compliments, Your Majesty. Herzegovina has declared war upon us.
Groucho If you think I'm going to let my army fight with a Pullman car, you're crazy.
The Du Barry-scene ended with Kalmar-Ruby's Musketeers, which featured all the Four Marx Brothers. The Marxes revived the sketch for personal stage appearances in New York in August 1931. Over the years, Animal Crackers have been revived on stage on several occasions. The most recent performances were in the summers of 2002 and 2003.